From the diary of John J, Abe Lincoln’s speechwriter President Lincoln has changed. It’s almost like he’s been taken over by the spirit of some other person. The other day, he stared at the body of a soldier whose gun had run out of bullets. I expected him to say something poetic like “The highest merit is due to the soldier”, but all he said was “Supply chain optimization.” I show him the text of a news speech I have…
